Tony's launches the equally divided bar
The biggest irritation of chocolate-loving Netherlands is finally being addressed: we divide it equally.
Just kidding, April 1st, our unevenly distributed bar in your buttocks! Well, we'll keep it distributed unevenly until the chocolate industry is no longer that way. What did you think?
That is desperately needed, because the problems are still far too big. There are still 1.56 million children working on cocoa plantations and around 30,000 people are victims of modern slavery.
So, really, it's strange that all those other bars are the same are divided while farmers at the beginning of the chain are squeezed out? Exactly, that's what we think too. With every large or small bite you take or every unevenly spaced bar you share, you help change this. Even though it may sometimes be a little less tasty.
Together we make all chocolate 100% slave-free.
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Okay chocolate fans... your prayers have been heard, the biggest irritation of chocolate-loving Netherlands is being eradicated... yes, we are wrong divided bar is divided equally!
Because uh.. it was also a bit... not fair to share, then a large piece, then a small one. And what to do with that thick Tony's logo in the middle?! We understand, it was also uncomfortable. Just as uncomfortable and uneven as things are in the chocolate industry.
But there it is, the evenly distributed bar! Yep, instead of drawing attention to the current problems in the industry, we're taking a positive tack from now on! A glimpse into the future of what it would be like if the chocolate industry was equally divided and farmers also got a fair piece of the chocolate cake. That's finally going to be a nice break.
From next month they will all be exchanged! So hey, chocolate fans... grab another one right away, because it will be collector's items anyway.